stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

loosur:

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loosur:

assssssssssssss

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal♡